About Negativa

The via negativa of writing an About page is to not write one. So instead, here is our entire team, hard at work:

                 .-"-.
               _/.-.-.\_
              ( ( o o ) )
               |/  "  \|
               \ .-. /
               /'"""'\
              /       \      clack
        .----( )-----( )----.  clack
        |  .---------------.  |   clack!
        |  | Q W E R T Y U |  |
        |  | A S D F G H J |  |
        |  '---------------'  |
        |___________________ |
        '--------------------'

Give a monkey a typewriter and infinite time and it will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. We’re not there yet. A real About page — with actual humans, an actual philosophy, and fewer bananas — is coming once the monkey finishes.