Privacy Policy

Our lawyers are working on this.

A real privacy policy is coming the moment the people with law degrees stop billing us by the hour. In the meantime, the short human version: we’re not doing anything weird with your data, we don’t sell it, and the only reason this page is a joke instead of a document is that a joke is cheaper than a paralegal.

Check back soon for something appropriately dense, appropriately hedged, and appropriately reviewed.